Lessons from a Lunatic
Recently was thrust before me a blog so outrageous, we might consider rewriting the first amendment to prevent the idea of it from annoying me.
The blog in question yet out of bounds, is called One Park Avenue Reality. It is operated by a horrible person named Shmuly Tennenhaus, who deserves to be beaten with a sack of oranges or teabagged by an elephant.
Consider, for example, a recent blog entitled Playboy Releases Flaccid Financials. Does Mr. Tennenhaus really feel it is helpful to bring sexual imagery to a blog that women and children might be reading? Or what about Jcrew Likes It Doggy Style! OR Page Six Serves Up Sloppy Seconds.
This material and thinking is entirely offensive. Some people may think that Shmuly can get away with this because his family name means “Christmas Tree” in German. This is a common myth that is not true, the name only bears a passing resemblance to Tannenbaum. In fact, his name means nothing in German. The same in American.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to a party at the Playboy mansion.