Rants in My Pants

Recently was thrust before me a blog so outrageous, we might consider rewriting the first amendment to prevent the idea of it from annoying me.

The blog in question yet out of bounds, is called One Park Avenue Reality. It is operated by a horrible person named Shmuly Tennenhaus, who deserves to be beaten with a […]

Mr. President,
I’m sure you know by now that former U.S. Representative Randy “Duke” Cunningham has been sentenced to 8 years and 4 months in federal “pound you in the ass” prison for accepting $2.4 million in bribes.
Cunningham, a former Navy pilot and Top Gun instructor, has long claimed that he served as the inspiration for […]